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[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

I have been doing the keto thing to lose my beer belly and my shits have dropped drastically to 1 every other day. It has been very disappointing.

[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

My brother is on keto and he just clogged my toilet today after not going for a few days. Y'all need fiber.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

Or greasier meat..

A good slug of usp food grade mineral oil will clean you right out.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Correct and based on fact. Fiber makes the shit move along nicely.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

Yeah, I have been increasing my fiber intake, but it is hard sometimes. Why the fuck is everyone trying to shove evil broccoli and the white devil, cauliflower, down my throat? I get it, they have fiber, but they quite literally vegetable Satan.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Cauliflower is honestly delicious. I don't get why people hate on it. Broccoli is evil, I agree, but brother cabbage is always waiting to make your plumbing get unclogged.