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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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An adorable story about a Nazi boat, a Nazi U-Boat, and a Nazi plane.

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You did NOT want to be one of Confederate General Forrest’s horses.

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How a falcon's feather made it to the moon and stayed there

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A sandwich might have changed the world: Gavrilo Princip was eating a sandwich at Schiller’s delicatessen after the archiduke's vehicle changed its route. Then the archiduke vehicle went exactly in front of Schiller's delicatessen and Gavrilo shot him. Th (www.russellphillipsbooks.co.uk)

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Good Guy Euchidas volunteers to fetch ‘unpolluted’ fire from the Oracle at Delphi and reignite all the fires of Plataea, does so in record time, dies. TA DA.

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The Republicans campaign to have Alexander Hamilton investigated for corruption in regards to his handling of public funds, are later disappointed when it is revealed that he was actually doing a fantastic job!

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English gentleman in Africa gets in trouble for defending his men without a license.

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Eleanor of Aquitaine was very, very difficult to capture!

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The legend of Cabbage.

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Dutch merchant responds to everything with shooting.

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Want to become a center of Christian piety, but have no local saint of your own? Here's a simple life hack: Steal the bones of Santa Claus!

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I would like to officially announce that I am writing a book that builds on my work here. I plan to combine the themes of both /s/HistoryAnecdotes and /s/TheGrittyPast. Ask me anything about it!

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Good Guy Napoleon rescues a Lithuanian sergeant, who promptly joins Napoleon’s forces.

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Dwight Eisenhower’s wife, Mamie, is so bad at hiding and using a pistol that her husband is forced to, well… do his job.

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Plato believed that animals could be prosecuted for murder!

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Roman war hero keeps switching sides based on who praises him more.

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The Confederate Brigadier General Gideon Pillow was hilariously incompetent, and everyone on both sides knew it!

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Probably not quite the exile the Roman publicani had in mind…

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Have your own nation on an outdated naval fort? Watch out for attacks by people saying they're the rightful king!

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A peace agreement between two nations is ruined by a spontaneous wrestling match.

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The Apaches were absolutely ridiculous.

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If life gives you parsley, make lemonade!

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Some pirates find two bodies on the beach, one of which had a beard… made of gold?

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Easy Company really, REALLY hated Captain Sobel.

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We get it. You’re pregnant.

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