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Wounded American paratrooper becomes the butt of a joke!

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Oh God, why.

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George Washington issues official orders to his army to stop firing their guns in the air, peeing everywhere, and streaking around public bridges!

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Two native Africans visit England and have a public meltdown when they see dinosaur bones at the museum, believing the British created them and would be punished by God. They also giggled incessantly at the theater!

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Greek orator shuts down a bragging playwright.

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German U-Boat in 1918 attacks Cape Cod, wastes far more money in ammunition than their non-military targets were worth, properly confuses America.

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Abraham Lincoln is called a fool, just goes with it.

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B-24 pilot flies over his little brother’s school, gets his brother suspended!

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A young Nathan Bedford Forrest gets into a gunfight and turns it into a knife-fight.

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Retired Roman centurion almost gets away with the long-con!

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Marine at Iwo Jima trips and falls while trying to be heroic.

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The English embarrass themselves trying to attack the Spanish on the island of Hispaniola in 1655.

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Alcoholic humor!

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Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln had the most adorable, dysfunctional marriage.

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Napoleon had a cunning strategy that ensured he would continue fighting against unqualified generals!

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Chinese warlord T'ien Tan may have been out-numbered and out-gunned, but he had an amazing game plan

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During the time of King James’ ascension to the throne of England, the small town of Berwick had a church that the locals simply did not trust.

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Brave and courageous general follows orders, despite his misgivings, and dies to an arrow to the knee.

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St. Bernard wrote about women like he was a narrator for Animal Planet.

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Clara Barton went out of her way to not hold grudges.

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Hitler narrowly avoided assassination. It was the best day ever.

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Mary Carleton: the most famous fake-princess pirate prostitute you’ve never heard of!

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Captain Morgan calls all the nearby ex-pirates to rejoin him in attacking the Spanish Main. One industrious crew steals an extra ship on the way there.

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Marcellus isn’t MAD, he’s DISAPPOINTED.

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Napoleon finds a clever way to discover that he’s being ripped off while decorating his home.

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