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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Even in his seventies, Newton Knight was no man to mess with!

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English convict pretends to be exiled royalty, is found out, lives happily ever after anyway. TA DA.

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Corruption in soccer - older than FIFA

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Allied European armies choose not to attack Napoleon’s much smaller force because they think he’s brilliant and assume he’s laid a trap somehow!

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Pack up camp. Haha, just kidding, put everything back!

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Two English gentlemen fight a deadly duel over whose estate has more rabbits.

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Antisthenes Is No Flute Groupie

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As a Teuton invasion force passes by a Roman fort, they shout out to the garrison asking if they have any messages for their wives, as they’d be seeing them soon!

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October 8, 1973: Yom Kippur War - Israel Counter Attack on Egypt Results in Loss of 150 Israeli Tanks (www.history.com)

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The wheel never stops turning, Cardinal!

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Alexander the Great tries to do something nice for the captured mother of Darius III of Persia, accidentally offends her on the deepest level possible. Oops!

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Judgement of Paris (Greek mythology) (en.wikipedia.org)

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In 1993 Russia tries to pay its milk bill with Migs and a nuclear submarine (www.theguardian.com)

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In protest of corrupt politicians, more than one animal was elected to public office in Brazil!

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A general hopelessness. [WWII]

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See No Evil? or Turn the Other Gill?

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Catherine II of Russia distracts Peter III from noticing she’s in labor with another man’s son… by burning down a house?

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Good Guy Alexander the Great lends the use of his chair.

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Amina of Zaria, conqueror of lands and… random dudes?

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Dr. James P. White’s “interesting and remarkable accident.”

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American Sergeant cures his pneumonia overnight with… Schnapps and Apfelstrudel? [WWII]

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Albinus uses Surprise Battle Pit! It’s super effective!

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Henri IV of France really sucked at making dueling illegal.

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Marcellus covered that up pretty well!

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Late 19th century American Army officer gets creative in trying to cure his gonorrhea.

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