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The “bold behavior” of the Lombard princess Sikelgaita.

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Newton Knight gives ‘em the slip!

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Pelopidas isn’t interested in a fair fight.

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Alexander the Great’s Macedonian army is saved at the last minute by the old-timers!

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According to Plutarch, the end of the Second Macedonian War raised such a cry of celebration from the Greeks that it was heard as far away as the nearby sea, and the noise killed crows that were flying overhead!

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chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp.

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19th century sailor gets drunk and swallows knives… a lot of knives.

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Henry VIII calls an official council meeting and spends days having them draft what is, in effect, a breakup letter.

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A man tries to cheat his way through the games of a 19th century Brazilian festival, gets caught and targeted by everyone around him!

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An American private finds a German general surrendering to him, promptly steals his porn. [WWII]

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Peter the Great was an absolute rock star.

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Emperor Macrinus, what are you doing, man?

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The Spanish try to pay a ransom with an IOU!

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During the American Revolution, a British Lieutenant General has a great idea for a campaign. He convinces King George III to adopt his plan by… calling him fat. Literally, that’s what he did.

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The citizens of Tyre, under siege by Alexander the Great, tie up a statue of one of their gods to prevent him from switching sides!

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Christina of Sweden was a 17th century tomboy.

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Sedition? What sedition? Nothing to see here!

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Ah, the old switch-a-roo… backfires completely.

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US Navy pilot loses an eye in a crash whilst taking off a carrier in the Pacific Theater, is a real sport about it!

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Mark Twain gawks at nude ladies bathing.

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An old WWII veteran writes a scathing letter to a mayor in Holland after reading a newspaper article.

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Peter the Great thought little people were absolutely hilarious.

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Unsuspecting aviator gets peed on by unwitting drunk aviator!

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Napoleon was a terrible shot, and his wife kept tons of exotic pets, some of whom they dressed in fancy clothes and gave tobacco!

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Good Guy Marcius Coriolanus turns down massive material gain for his service, only asks that a friend of his among the enemy be spared the humiliation of being sold as a slave.

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