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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Introducing Edward Hyde, Lord Cornbury, New York’s early 18th century transvestite governor!

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Lycurgus "Irons Out" the Details of His Monetary Policy

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South Carolina’s Fort Moultrie was so hilariously vulnerable that it was regularly infiltrated by disoriented cows!

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Ferdinand II of Aragon sets the record straight!

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Solon: Women's Rights Activist

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British statesman shares the secret to a long life.

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Young Franz Schubert freaks out over elder Beethoven's mild criticism

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Eleanor of Aquitaine, recently divorced from Louis VII of France, had to deftly avoid several marriageable suitors who were lying in ambush along the road home.

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Pelopidas offers up a badass one-liner before going full Leroy Jenkins.

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The real Romeo and Juliet?

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Drakon Had Such A Good Idea That He Just Couldn't Follow Up With Any More..

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According to Polybius, Antigonus III of Doson literally shouted himself to death.

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Australia’s initial booze problem.

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At least the piglets were let off the hook!

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When a local Confederate plantation-owner had his slaves freed by a Union unit, their officer had a cutting response to the man’s protests!

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WWII American Lieutenant either knows he’s about to die or decides that he’s going to quit smoking cold-turkey.

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One white man was beaten up by the Ku Klux Klan for teaching at a school for African Americans not long after the Civil War. He later had his sweet revenge!

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Cimon doesn’t know a good deal when he sees one… or does he?

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Alexander the Great enjoys a chuckle when he discovers what he thinks is Darius III’s breakfast and dinner menu.

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Roy Bean.

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Empress Matilda pulls a ‘Mission Impossible’ down the walls of her besieged castle, dons a disguise and calmly walks out through the enemy camp. Ta da!

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Voltaire makes a bold prediction, ends up being wrong in the most ironic possible way.

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Phoenicians and Sicilian Greeks talk a big game (without actually talking!)

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The garrison at Fort Sumter blew out all the fort’s windows during firing drills, later realized their mistake when the temperature plummeted!

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We’re not going to KILL him. We’re only going to SHOOT him. See? Totally not the same thing.

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