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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Wiggle your toes to live 135 years ... or not (www.grandpadinosaur.com)

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The wives of the men stationed at Fort Sumter aren’t allowed to see their husbands, but they DGAF.

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These heretical documents can’t possibly be wrong if they keep agreeing with me, right?

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The case of Queen Elizabeth’s missing clothes, or how the wife of James VI made costumes for her masques.

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Messy Mrs. Truman.

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It was a fashion emergency and these Brazilian ladies found a way.

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Sir Stewart Gore-Browne’s best friend and servant can’t go on a trip to England because he has to make babies. Poor guy.

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Taiwanese defector is rejected from several Chinese universities because he is a suspected spy, is later accepted because they kind of don’t care anymore.

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An honest mistake. [WWII]

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Cato the Elder’s son Marcus loses his sword during the Battle of Pydna, so he rounds up a posse to go and kill a few thousand enemy soldiers while looking for it.

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Cato the Elder, you dog.

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Nuts! [WWII]

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Raymond of Poitiers becomes prince of Antioch by sneaking over to the city, proposing to the mother of the heiress, and then quickly and secretly marrying her daughter while she’s off preparing for the wedding. Ta da!

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Henry I. of England didn't listen to no doctor when it came to good food, with fatal results all around

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Achievement Unlocked: Looting Instead of Shooting

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1: Have James VI become king of England | 2: Be Scottish | 3: ??? | 4: PROFIT

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The Spanish Ambassador to Scotland doesn’t want to do his job anymore, just wants to party it up.

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Sir Gore-Browne finally fits his estate of Shiwa Ngandu with modern plumbing, can’t help a joke at his visitor’s expense.

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The ancient Mardians played a practical joke on Alexander the Great and he did NOT find it funny.

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A painter who had been staying in one of Dom Pedro II’s palaces left a practical joke when he moved on!

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An American Sergeant stumbles across his boyhood home while fighting in Italy! [WWII]

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Fourteen-year-old Brazilian emperor isn’t too concerned with emperor things.

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You know what’s gross? Scottish nobles, apparently!

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John Wilkes pranks the 4th Earl of Sandwich with a devil baboon!

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Napoleon plays a practical joke on his captors at St. Helena by pretending to attempt an escape!

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