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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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A group of Native Americans seize the island of Alcatraz and release a manifesto that is DRIPPING with irony.

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When Napoleon won the plebiscite on the establishment of the hereditary Empire of France, he exaggerated the numbers anyway.

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After the First Jewish Revolt, Roman emperor Hadrian mocks the Jewish people by erecting a marble statue of a pig.

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Mike Strank DGAF.

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10/10. Would get sucked out of plane again.

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18th century London’s weird sex & cross-dressing clubs.

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The Spanish President of Panama sends a bit of fan mail to the pirate admiral Captain Morgan. The correspondence quickly turns into FIGHT ME 1v1.

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While trying to return from the Third Crusade, Richard the Lionheart went on a hilarious adventure, complete with silly shenanigans!

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Newton Knight double-loaded his shotguns with everything he could find – including rifle bullets!

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Shots fired!

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Congressman visits the trenches in World War I, quickly attracts German gunfire for fun and pisses off a sergeant.

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Well, okay then. [WWII]

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Good point, Winston.

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Alcibiades punches a guy in the ear, gets in trouble, shows up at the guy’s house, strips naked and apologizes, marries his daughter. TA DA.

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RESPECT.

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Henry Clay lectures the Senate about how he’s not going to lecture them.

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SHOTS FIRED.

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President Johnson’s dog WILL NOT BE PHOTOGRAPHED. DO NOT ASK AGAIN.

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Apparently, the ancient Greeks once built a ship that was so large and ridiculous it could only fit into one harbor.

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The Ancient Greeks often put inanimate objects on trial for ‘murdering’ people!

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Grand Duke Peter of Russia, what the hell?

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Some British officers were in favor of NOT assassinating Hitler… because they thought he was doing such a good job of losing the war!

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Nice save!

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ALL ABOARD THE VOMIT TRAIN. WOO WOO.

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NO LAUGHING.

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