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The French major deputy fought a sword duel with the mayor of Marseilles… in 1967!

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The citizens of Tyre, under siege by Alexander the Great, tie up a statue of one of their gods to prevent him from switching sides!

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Peter the Great, destroyer of… beards?

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American troopers looted all sorts of luxury vehicles when they advanced on Berchtesgaden. Upset they were ordered to turn them over to upper brass, they first performed ‘experiments’ on them. [WWII]

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Modern Man’s horrible history of trying to prevent masturbation.

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Sailor saves a US aircraft carrier in WWII, gets an immediate promotion!

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Napoleon’s conversation with a colonel who’s REALLY good at his job!

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Pyrrhus of Epirus conquers Macedon and deposes its king by… putting on his helmet.

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A boy and his candlestick.

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Peter the Great was an absolute rock star.

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An American private finds a German general surrendering to him, promptly steals his porn. [WWII]

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Sylvester A. Graham advised married couples to stave off disease by only having sex once a month, and CERTAINLY no more than once a week.

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Badass American gunner doesn’t let a horrendous wound hold him back!

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Napoleon decorates one his soldiers, but NOT for giving Napoleon a watermelon at Jaffa!

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Pyrrhus of Epirus had a thick skin and a good sense of humor!

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Burkina Faso catches the French media off-guard!

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The man who first discovered penicillin really missed the forest for the trees!

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19th century sailor gets drunk and swallows knives… a lot of knives.

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Bastardry ran in Benjamin Franklin’s family!

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Roxolana becomes top concubine in sultan Suleiman’s harem by getting into a catfight and losing!

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Alexander the Great’s project to reach the city of Tyre by connecting it to the mainland with a mole quickly becomes very un-funny!

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Peter the Great, what the hell?

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James Augustus Henry Murray was amusingly obsessed with learning!

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During WWII, Santa visited the USS Enterprise!

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Napoleon trolls a captured Austrian colonel.

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