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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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The Great Formosa Hoax.

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Benjamin Franklin points to the elbow as firm evidence that the human body was designed to drink alcohol.

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Melville did it first!

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English convict pretends to be exiled royalty, is found out, lives happily ever after anyway. TA DA.

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“Swedish duels declined.” Lol

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When Babylon peacefully surrendered to Alexander the Great, the kindly citizens treated his army to a month-long sex party.

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Empress Anna, what the hell?

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In a lesser-known scandal, President Nixon helped illegally raise the price of McDonald’s Quarter-Pounder cheeseburger.

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US Navy pilot Bob Elder makes his first carrier landing, gets a surprise after the fact!

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George Bush Sr. Is Surf'n USA

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Napoleon has fun with puns!

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Pyrrhus of Epirus keeps winning battles but keeps losing the war! This is where the term Pyrrhic Victory comes from!

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Charles Darwin observes apes with hangovers, thinks it’s hilarious.

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Early 18th century doctor blows smoke up his patient’s ass… literally.

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Christina of Sweden was ridiculous.

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Henri IV of France really sucked at making dueling illegal.

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Birds tried to ruin the founding of Alexandria in Egypt!

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Peter the Great thought little people were absolutely hilarious.

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An old WWII veteran writes a scathing letter to a mayor in Holland after reading a newspaper article.

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Mark Twain gawks at nude ladies bathing.

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US Navy pilot loses an eye in a crash whilst taking off a carrier in the Pacific Theater, is a real sport about it!

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Napoleon once decorated a soldier for having the surname Bayonnette!

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Ah, the old switch-a-roo… backfires completely.

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19th century man accidentally vacuums his penis into a glass bottle in a surprisingly non-sexual manner.

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Christina of Sweden was a 17th century tomboy.

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