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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Lizzie Borden’s defense counsel explains away some of her behavior before the murders, using the ‘ol “she was on her period” defense.

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Germanicus’ men are ready for a fight!

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Quintus Marcius Turbo took his job very seriously indeed!

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Napoleon thought that steam engines were a profoundly stupid idea!

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Douglas MacArthur’s new girlfriend faces a most vexing problem while stationed in the Philippines!

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Abraham Lincoln jokes about how ugly he is!

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The anti-Confederates of Jones County enjoyed harassing the men who were sent to flush them out.

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After the First Jewish Revolt, Roman emperor Hadrian mocks the Jewish people by erecting a marble statue of a pig.

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Dionysius Stops A Would-Be Thief

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Brief hiatus!

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Expensive champagne is NOT a soft drink! [WWII]

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Dwight Eisenhower’s subtle burn.

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When a local Confederate plantation-owner had his slaves freed by a Union unit, their officer had a cutting response to the man’s protests!

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Douglas MacArthur’s lobbying saves army pensions during Roosevelt’s 1933 budget cuts, later receives a grateful missive from a famous benefactor!

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New recruits on the German submarine U-405 were expected to sing opera over the ship’s speakers!

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Alexander the Great bothers Diogenes the Cynic.

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Anti-Confederate freedom fighter or Robin Hood? You decide.

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Roman legionary’s clever quip about becoming an equestrian.

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Early 20th Century BFFs.

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Marine on Iwo Jima suffers a jokingly-predicted wound.

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Henry St. John and his 18th century sexy adventures.

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Cato the Elder, you dog.

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Spain assigns a governor to govern a completely nonexistent province!

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Kreisen!

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Alexander the Great retakes the city-state of Thebes… by simply showing up one morning.

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