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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Queen Elizabeth’s (gross) posthumous master plan, and how it backfired horribly!

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The cook of the Nabeshima clan knew how to take one for the team and have a blast while at it

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A famous Athenian astrologer pretended to go crazy and burned down his own house to keep his son from being sent off to a war he thought would end badly!

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Henry I. of England didn't listen to no doctor when it came to good food, with fatal results all around

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We’re not liberating you, we just want to rob the place!

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U.S. Senate, what the hell?

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Socrates gave advice that left a lot to be desired!

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Attila the pothead.

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Calvin Coolidge enjoys his new occupation.

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The Bolsheviks lose a vote, Lenin refuses to speak so that the whole thing wouldn’t count.

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The First Lady compliments the future Swedish ambassador for eating a worm.

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Seventeenth-Century pirates would be compensated for the loss of a limb, and even a peg leg!

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An American Sergeant stumbles across his boyhood home while fighting in Italy! [WWII]

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See this one simple trick Alcibiades used to prevent his wife from divorcing him! Athenian archons HATE this!

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Napoleon had a cunning strategy that ensured he would continue fighting against unqualified generals!

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Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln had the most adorable, dysfunctional marriage.

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An American publisher visits the front lines during the advance into Germany in the hopes of finding his missing son, accidentally walks right into him as he’s being liberated from a POW camp. That was easy!

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Alcibiades punches a guy in the ear, gets in trouble, shows up at the guy’s house, strips naked and apologizes, marries his daughter. TA DA.

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A joke so funny, it’s treason!

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America sends a nice telegram to the Russians, the Russians send a really mean one back and then laugh uproariously about it.

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How to get respect on your first day in the House of Representatives.

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Sneak attacks are for sissies!

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During the negotiations for the Brest-Litovsk Treaty, the Germans advanced into Russian territory with about as much effort as the average commuter taking the subway to work.

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Treat others as you would like to be treated… especially if you might be out of a job soon!

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Socrates invests in the honor of Alcibiades, and it pays off!

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