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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Secessionist speakers in Congress had groupies!

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Aemilius Paulus lectures his troops about being patient with their generals, takes away their javelins.

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Hey. Hey, bro. Hey… I’ve got 4 million francs here that say you’re not about to depose me.

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Return of the Vampire.

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The Americans hear that the Japanese had set a world record for marching endurance, and immediately set out to beat it.

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The Motion Picture Association of America relaxes their morals a bit, Variety celebrates with a lewd poem.

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Guo Jia lists ten reasons why his lord, Cao Cao, will defeat his rival Yuan Shao in a coming war.

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Corruption in soccer - older than FIFA

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John Floyd, Secretary of War prior to the Civil War, pulls a Scumbag Steve.

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If life gives you parsley, make lemonade!

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Napoleon is forced to negotiate with the enemy on “neutral ground,” isn't too worried about it.

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Sam Ervin: 1 - Angry American: 0

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Spartan Moms See Their Children Through Rose Colored Glasses...Or Maybe Just Regular Glasses

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Poor Pope Innocent II isn’t being taken seriously!

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Captain Sobel: mastermind tactician, at your service!

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Hao Zhao swears by his duty as a soldier, then proceeds to win against an overwhelming force in his fort at Chencang.

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Christopher Lee's friends had no internet yet, so they had to resort to letters to troll his uptight Swedish father-in-law

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A man is about to assassinate a prominent Greek statesman, happens to get assassinated just before the assassination by a guy whose father was assassinated by the assassin. What a coincidence!

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A group of Native Americans seize the island of Alcatraz and release a manifesto that is DRIPPING with irony.

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NAPOLEON DOES NOT FORGET… your adorable children.

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Secretary of War John B. Floyd is investigated for being corrupt; it’s revealed that he isn’t actually corrupt, just incredibly incompetent.

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Two soldiers lend each other a hand.

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The spaghetti is a trap!

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During an expedition to the Antarctic, Russian surgeon Leonid Rogozov cut out his own appendix (www.bbc.com)

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The Apache warrior Geronimo and his men made a game of trolling their pursuers.

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