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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Millionaire problems breed millionaire solutions!

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Congressman is found hiding under his desk, and is outraged at having been discovered.

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Queen or no Queen… You need to pay your tab!

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The ‘macho’ Earl of Essex threw fits – literally!

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Don Pedro de Ayala, a 16th century Spanish diplomat, was liked by everyone because he was rowdy and liked to get drunk and fight everything.

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Al Gore’s perfect butter story.

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Calvin Coolidge and the perks of marriage.

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Captain Sobel of Easy Company teaches the right lesson to the wrong soldiers!

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Asking the important questions.

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Truman loses his press conference privileges.

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The Spanish Ambassador to Scotland doesn’t want to do his job anymore, just wants to party it up.

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Clara Barton went out of her way to not hold grudges.

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Queen Isabella of Castile had such a great nickname for her eldest daughter.

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♪ Ow, stop pushing ♫ ♪

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Utterly impossible!

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The 506th was too fit for training!

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St. Bernard wrote about women like he was a narrator for Animal Planet.

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Have your own nation on an outdated naval fort? Watch out for attacks by people saying they're the rightful king!

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Aemilius Paulus tells the young whippersnappers how to general, then slowly peels off his force from the rear to sneakily set up fortifications right in front of the enemy army.

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Don’t you hate it when you catch a monster watering your neighbor’s rose bushes?

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We’re totally not going to attack your fort, or anything. We just want to look at it, take a quick tour, and maybe publish the blueprint in the local paper along with detailed instructions on how best to attack your fort. It’s no big deal, really.

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First we'll distract them and have them bring reinforcements to the wrong place, and when they pursue, we'll lay an ambush for them!

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Good Guy Napoleon guilt-trips Genoa’s population for toppling a statue of Andrea Doria, offers to help pay for the restoration.

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Brave and courageous general follows orders, despite his misgivings, and dies to an arrow to the knee.

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Smell-O-Vision’s big debut is ruined by the common cold!

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