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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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An old-school Congressional smackdown.

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Fritz and Tommy play a match of football during the Christmas Truce of 1914; the Germans win the game and laugh at Scottish bums.

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Worried about a potential Union invasion, South Carolina blocks its port by sinking old ships at the mouth, which turns out to accomplish little but convince merchants to take their business elsewhere!

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NO PASS FOR YOU. TWO WEEKS.

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The glorious triumph of one tragically mispronounced Hawaiian Senator.

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All attempts at artificial aviation are not only dangerous but foredoomed to failure from an engineering standpoint

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George Washington decides that he is not the man to sink the entire island of Great Britain into the ocean. The navy can do that.

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In 1905, Norwegians really didn't want a union with Sweden

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Technically correct.

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The first president of the Republic of Brazil holds a contest to create a new national anthem, decides a first place winner, decides he likes the old anthem the best after all, doesn’t change the national anthem. TA DA.

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Athenian messenger has a fight with his wife instead of delivering an important message!

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It Took Men Putting On A Dress To Get Solon to Grab Salamis

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US glider troops loved to brag about how awful it was to be in the US glider troops.

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Publicity genius advertises the 1943 film ‘The Outlaw’ by drawing boobs in the sky.

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Good Guy Hurricane breaks up a brawl between Germany and the USA.

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King James of England has to pass an official proclamation making it illegal to lynch the Earl of Tyrone.

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FDR’s dog blew his cover!

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Wiggle your toes to live 135 years ... or not (www.grandpadinosaur.com)

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ALL ABOARD THE VOMIT TRAIN. WOO WOO.

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The wives of the men stationed at Fort Sumter aren’t allowed to see their husbands, but they DGAF.

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The men of Easy Company are accused of cheating on their fitness test. They proceed to break their own record after running it a second time.

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Napoleon’s snappy guilt-trip comeback.

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The case of Queen Elizabeth’s missing clothes, or how the wife of James VI made costumes for her masques.

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Mary Carleton: the most famous fake-princess pirate prostitute you’ve never heard of!

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Good Guy Epaminondas.

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