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Abraham Lincoln is challenged to a duel, gets silly.

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Carthaginian general surprises and captures a Roman general, is then surprised and nearly captured in turn by a separate Roman force. TA DA.

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Sir Henry Morgan is doctor-shopping because of his poor health, settles on a local “doctor,” decides to move on after being covered with clay and having a bunch of urine flushed into his colon.

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Harlon Block’s exploding moonshine.

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Greek orator shuts down a bragging playwright.

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Abraham Lincoln trolls Alexander McClure.

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The Romans have no navy in the First Punic War, so they find a beached ship and copy/paste it.

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William Byrd II’s early 18th century London sex diary.

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Road accidents (www.grandpadinosaur.com)

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Abraham Lincoln makes a racist joke.

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Captain Morgan’s doctor tells him he has to stop drinking, so Morgan finds another doctor who says he doesn’t, then rubs it in the face of the doctor who said he did. TA DA.

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Napoleon gets bored out of his mind in a Papal ceremony.

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Missed opportunities!

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Lincoln tells a great yarn about a former Illinois State Treasurer.

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The French spent three whole days warning slugs that lived in the area that they would be officially exorcised if they didn’t leave!

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King Phillip II of France smack-talks Richard the Lionheart’s new castle. Richard responds with a FANTASTIC comeback.

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During the Greek rout from the Battle of Chaeronea, Demosthenes accidentally surrenders to a bush!

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Twelve-year-old Jack Ainsleigh becomes famous for angrily waving an American flag at a German U-Boat that’s trying to sink the ship he’s on.

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The former pirate Sir Henry Morgan, who later went on to be governor of Jamaica, was eventually removed from public office… for swearing.

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English diplomats worry that one of their peers is getting better French bribes than they are!

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An AAF training accident that was only funny because everyone survived.

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Good Guy Robert of Arbrissel created what was in many ways an early battered women’s shelter… in the late eleventh century!

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As the United States prepared to enter World War II, one new recruit, C. W. Cooper, beat the Army at its own game.

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Ewww.

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When Napoleon won the plebiscite on the establishment of the hereditary Empire of France, he exaggerated the numbers anyway.

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