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The Kentucky cow-shitting prank.

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F. Scott Fitzgerald shows up, drunk, at the Chicago Tribune’s offices in Paris and loudly sings songs for the staff!

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Carlos II of Spain’s failing health is proven to be due to possession by the devil, which was made possible by having been tricked into drinking hot chocolate with a dead man’s penis mixed into it. There is simply no other explanation.

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Dom Pedro II of Brazil loves the telephone!

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Napoleon threatens to invade England, then claims he was only bluffing, despite the absolutely hilarious amount of evidence to the contrary!

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After sealing the deal on the Louisiana Purchase, the Americans realize they accidentally bought way more land than they had meant to!

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Abraham Lincoln teases a political opponent and makes him cry on stage!

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No, you ask Hannibal to repeat himself slower and more clearly...

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Cato the Elder’s list of regrets.

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A formidable woman of antiquity meets a formidable woman of antiquity, and they become friends instead of trying to have each other murdered..

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A homicidal game of Catch!

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Roman centurion earns a fitting nickname.

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Marcus Cato didn’t like fat people. At all.

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Truman tried to enlist in the Army… in 1940.

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Dom Pedro II of Brazil arranges for his daughters to be married, but they find that they each prefer the other’s fiancé!

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A Michigan animal trainer once offered $50,000 for the capture of Adolf Hitler… so he could put him in a circus attraction.

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Cardinal Wolsey was pretty clever, but he was no match for a one-on-one confrontation with Catherine of Aragon!

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Winters calls for medics for two baseball teams. The doctor doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. [WWII]

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William Byrd II of Virginia sure writes a lot about fighting with, and having intercourse with, his wife. Seriously, a lot.

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Medieval burn!

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Pirates were notoriously nonchalant about the prospect of being executed, even making fun of their judges.

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The Man in the Homburg Hat - Delivering a RP-63A in 1944 (www.airspacemag.com)

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“You forged my signature!” // “Well, yeah, but you told me I could.” // “I literally did not do that.”

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A great Roman living a simple life.

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The Republicans campaign to have Alexander Hamilton investigated for corruption in regards to his handling of public funds, are later disappointed when it is revealed that he was actually doing a fantastic job!

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