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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Roman Cardinal ends up in a painting of Napoleon’s coronation, later asks the painter to paint him some hair.

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The cities of Lugdunum and Vienna switch their allegiances to keep fighting each other!

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We get it. You’re pregnant.

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The Apaches were absolutely ridiculous.

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Retired Roman centurion almost gets away with the long-con!

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William Byrd II is back with more sex-capades. That boy needs Jesus.

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Henry VIII calls an official council meeting and spends days having them draft what is, in effect, a breakup letter.

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William Shirer nervously prepares for his first radio broadcast for CBS, and everything goes horribly, horribly wrong!

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The Ancient Greeks often put inanimate objects on trial for ‘murdering’ people!

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A young Nathan Bedford Forrest gets into a gunfight and turns it into a knife-fight.

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Abraham Lincoln takes a jab at himself!

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Native African visits a toy store in England, is obsessed with the tin soldiers!

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Lucius Quintius, what the hell?

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When Captain Morgan died, the governor of Jamaica decreed a 24-hour amnesty so that wanted pirates could attend his funeral!

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Anne Boleyn had Henry VIII WHIPPED (figuratively speaking).

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The hijinks of WWII United States Marine Mike Strank.

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B-24 pilot flies over his little brother’s school, gets his brother suspended!

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Philip II of Macedon makes an ass of himself at his own wedding feast!

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Freed British prisoners almost blow their own daring rescue because they can’t shut up about how excited they are to be rescued! [WWII]

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The Roman emperor Titus looted so much gold from Jerusalem that he crashed the market in Syria!

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Abraham Lincoln is called a fool, just goes with it.

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One furlough please!

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Truman makes fun of Hermann Göring’s baton.

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German U-Boat in 1918 attacks Cape Cod, wastes far more money in ammunition than their non-military targets were worth, properly confuses America.

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A young volunteer joins the US marines in WWII by... gorging on bananas.

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