Neither you or @polsaker could know the truth is actually much lamer and stereotypical then you both could ever imagine!
Neither you or @polsaker could know [the truth is actually much lamer and stereotypical then you both could ever imagine!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvjPz4X7jqw)
For a country famed for its mighty dykes, I would expect their bike offense to look more like this
That's still @Boukert pictured.