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[Link to the coded die roller](http://www.metstübchen.de/cgi-bin/DIESERVER/roll.pl?code=FD2-2017&showroll=roll) **List by Player, alphabetically** - @Boukert - Italy - @Fluf - England - @jidlaph - Germany - @Lord--Gaben - France - @PMYA - Austria - @Skyrock - Turkey - @TheRedArmy - Russia **List by Country, alphabetically** - Austria - @PMYA - England - @Fluf - France - @Lord--Gaben - Germany - @jidlaph - Italy - @Boukert - Russia - @TheRedArmy - Turkey - @Skyrock

16 comments

[–] Skyrock [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

Türkiye! Türkiye!

Islam is peace, so you can trust me. All I want from you is too to submit to peace, the peace of Islamic unity under a benign Ottoman Sultan that is.

[–] TheRedArmy 2 points (+2|-0)

It will be a Republican Dictatorship, so make sure to vote Osmanli in the next election that will never happen.

[–] TheRedArmy 3 points (+3|-0)

**GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE RETURN TO THE MOTHERLAND WHERE WE BELONG. FEEL THE GLORIOUS HAMMER AND SICKLE THAT HAS DEFINITELY NOT BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MILLIONS OF DEATHS RISE AGAIN! BEHOLD OUR GLORIOUS PROPOGANDA - **

Behold!

Wait, let me try that again.

Wait, what the fuck is this?

Dammit, fucking shit...ah-hah!

Fear our might!

Ahh! Commissar! Put some clothes on!

(indistinct noises and crashes)

We'll be back you capitalist dogs! And when we do...no Anna, stop, you can't lead troops dressed like that! And put that whip down!

[–] Lord--Gaben 3 points (+3|-0)

I get the gays

feels bad man

[–] TheRedArmy 2 points (+2|-0)

France isn't too bad. At least you can kinda contest the new SCs. And France has a high win rate on the normal board.

My real sympathy goes to @PMYA. Turkey and then Austria. Literally any other two nation combination would be more enjoyable to me.

@Boukert and @Jidlaph swapped spots, and @Fluf can try his hand at England after last game. :)

@Skyrock trades his northern half of the Juggernaut for the southern half.

Looks exciting. I'm already getting pumped up.

[–] Skyrock [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Turkey isn't so bad in 7 Islands. From my armchair, I'd guess that the possibility to send A Smy to Cyprus and follow up with a 2nd fleet to relatively safely grab Crete should make them much more flexible in the early game, rather than to be 100% committed from turn 1 on to be either anti-Austrian or anti-Russian.

[–] TheRedArmy 3 points (+3|-0)

I did not see the land connection for Cyprus. That is a bit better than I thought, then.

Just being able to guarantee the second build (Bul and Cyp) is already a huge advantage. Same for England and Italy.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

Right-o, gents, lets have ourselves a good clean round of fisticuffs and afterwards we can head down to the pub for a pint.

or whatever english people sound like.

[–] TheRedArmy 2 points (+2|-0)

Pretty close.

Tip-Top, gents, after we bloody our faces with this game, we'll take the motorized rollinghams down the cobble-stone-clippity-clops to the pub, where we'll gnash on some breaddystacks and chocolate globblernoughts. Maybe we'll pick up some birds for some peepee friction pleasure, that'd be a bomb!

[–] TheRedArmy 1 points (+1|-0)

@skyrock

Not to rush you (or us), or anything, but is there any timetable for when we will start?

[–] Skyrock [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

I will try to set up a local copy of vDiplomacy in the next few days (the only computer-assisted Dippy program that has ready-made assistence for 7 Islands).

If that fails, I will go for old-school hand moderation.

[–] TheRedArmy 2 points (+2|-0)

No rush, brother-man. Thanks for your time and effort in GMing.

If you need the website where I did my orders, hit me up (or just use literally any link from last game).