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[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

Does cole slaw count?

[–] E-werd [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

A: Have you heard of Murphy’s Law

B: Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong

A: What’s about Cole’s law?

B: No

A: It’s a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Oh, man.... that was mean!

But that's okay... I have a source of nuclear-level puns...

I'm coming for you and I will leave your psyche shriveled and blackened.

Well, maybe not. But you'll certainly regret having told me that pun :-)