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Cabbage love you, yes it does.
Why is that? Well just because.
Broccoli hates this belief,
Cabbage shields you with it's leaf.

Yes, Cabbage love you!
Yes, Cabbage love you!
Yes, Cabbage love you!
'Cause E-werd tells me so.

Take your leafy propaganda and stuff yourself with ground beef like a good cabbage should.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

Does cole slaw count?

[–] E-werd [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

A: Have you heard of Murphy’s Law

B: Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong

A: What’s about Cole’s law?

B: No

A: It’s a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Oh, man.... that was mean!

But that's okay... I have a source of nuclear-level puns...

I'm coming for you and I will leave your psyche shriveled and blackened.

Well, maybe not. But you'll certainly regret having told me that pun :-)