I never signed on for this war, if anything I am a conscientious objector as I enjoy both yet I have been branded unfairly as a cabbage supporter. Why can I not enjoy both broccoli and cabbage. Also Asparagus is the best vegetable anyway.
There will be no peace between broccoli and brussels sprouts unless that peace comes through the death of broccoli. I'm not worried about cabbage, they're too slow and dumb.
And asparagus takes 3 years to mature. Completely impractical in an army.
There will be no peace between broccoli and brussels sprouts unless that peace comes through the death of broccoli. I'm not worried about cabbage, they're too slow and dumb.
And asparagus takes 3 years to mature. *Completely* impractical in an army.
Slow and steady wins the war. Patients is needed in battle strategy. Broccoli will fall like all the rest when asparagus finally joins the battle.
Slow and steady wins the war. Patients is needed in battle strategy. Broccoli will fall like all the rest when asparagus finally joins the battle.
*Patience
Wars cause patients. Winning requires patience. If this is the kind of strategy we can expect from the spears, they won't be any challenge.
*Patience
Wars cause patients. Winning requires patience. If this is the kind of strategy we can expect from the spears, they won't be any challenge.
We must fight the false dichotomy of broccoli vs cabbage! We must all sign on to the Asparagus side.