I never signed on for this war, if anything I am a conscientious objector as I enjoy both yet I have been branded unfairly as a cabbage supporter. Why can I not enjoy both broccoli and cabbage. Also Asparagus is the best vegetable anyway.
We must fight the false dichotomy of broccoli vs cabbage! We must all sign on to the Asparagus side.
We must fight the false dichotomy of broccoli vs cabbage! We must all sign on to the Asparagus side.
There will be no peace between broccoli and brussels sprouts unless that peace comes through the death of broccoli. I'm not worried about cabbage, they're too slow and dumb.
And asparagus takes 3 years to mature. Completely impractical in an army.
There will be no peace between broccoli and brussels sprouts unless that peace comes through the death of broccoli. I'm not worried about cabbage, they're too slow and dumb.
And asparagus takes 3 years to mature. *Completely* impractical in an army.
Slow and steady wins the war. Patients is needed in battle strategy. Broccoli will fall like all the rest when asparagus finally joins the battle.
Slow and steady wins the war. Patients is needed in battle strategy. Broccoli will fall like all the rest when asparagus finally joins the battle.
For the same reason as when I proved the Brussels Sprouts are the superior. They're afraid of the truth.