Didn't you get the news that brussels sprouts taste good now?
Didn't you get the news that [brussels sprouts taste good now](https://xkcd.com/2241/)?
Now y'all aren't even trying to hide the devious plot...
Now y'all aren't even trying to hide the devious plot...
Lies, this is all a ruse by the Brassica cartel to distract us from their plans to eliminate vegetables that actually taste good.