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[–] angeredwhackjob 3 points (+3|-0)

The Green Bean Legion wishes to discuss alliancances

[–] jobes [OP] H̷̨̚e̷̚ͅr̷̖͂ë̶̻́t̸̙͆i̶͓͗c 2 points (+2|-0)

As a representative of /s/cabbage and /s/leeks, we are open and willing to enter an alliance and trade deal with you beaners

[–] Butler_crosley 3 points (+3|-0)

Lies, this is all a ruse by the Brassica cartel to distract us from their plans to eliminate vegetables that actually taste good.

[–] jobes [OP] H̷̨̚e̷̚ͅr̷̖͂ë̶̻́t̸̙͆i̶͓͗c 1 points (+1|-0)

Didn't you get the news that brussels sprouts taste good now?

[–] Butler_crosley 3 points (+3|-0)

Now y'all aren't even trying to hide the devious plot...

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

They're not even trying to hide the fact that they use eugenics to achieve this shit.