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For instance, click rates show that my sub is overwhelmingly popular with the general Phuks crowd – yet no one actually subscribes! =/

I understand. Obviously, this is due to cancel-culture peer pressure taking its toll. That, and of course also because our fans
especially those who come for their daily hateb0ner… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
don’t have to subscribe, as via /all/new, they get all the good stuff without any commitment anyway!

I believe it is really a matter of fairness that the subs one enjoys in one’s feed, one also gets to be subscribed to. This could even be an automated process.

Then add a sitewide random sticky to the top of /all/new – to keep things nice’n’agitated.

Bᴀʀʀᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ ɴᴇᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀs ᴛᴏ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪɴ 3, 2, 1, …

For instance, click rates show that *my* sub is ***overwhelmingly popular*** with the general Phuks crowd – yet **no one** actually subscribes! =/ I understand. Obviously, this is due to cancel-culture peer pressure taking its toll. That, and of course also because ***our fans*** – >! especially those who come for their daily hateb0ner… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!< – ***don’t have to*** subscribe, as via /all/new, they get all the good stuff without any commitment anyway! I believe it is really a matter of fairness that the subs one enjoys in one’s feed, one also gets to be subscribed to. This could even be an automated process. Then add a sitewide random sticky to the top of /all/new – to keep things nice’n’agitated. ***Bᴀʀʀᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ ɴᴇᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀs ᴛᴏ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪɴ 3, 2, 1, …***

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[–] Loki88 -1 points (+1|-2)

So you're saying the root of the problem is Phuks' low self-esteem?

Interesting.

[–] Justintoxicated 3 points (+3|-0)

Nope, I think that you think this a place that wants to be a behemoth like Reddit or Voat when it's really just content being a small dev site full of low drama users. Some people want a yacht, others want a small fishing boat.

[–] Loki88 -2 points (+1|-3)

So let's keep Phuks gimped, denying it common sense improvements... for fear it might become too popular otherwise?

Self-loathing and low self-esteem do often go together... Though I am starting to worry in your case it may not actually be the self that's the target of it...

[–] 16Mega [OP] -2 points (+0|-2)

Wait... we can't have people subscribe to the subs they actually enjoy on their feed... because otherwise they will start using the n-word in every other sentence?

Uh... the heck? 🤨

Welp, just as predicted:

Bᴀʀʀᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ ɴᴇᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀs ᴛᴏ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪɴ 3, 2, 1, …