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Can we haz default subscriber-exclusive /all/new plz? owo

posted by 16Mega on AskPhuks

For instance, click rates show that my sub is overwhelmingly popular with the general Phuks crowd – yet no one actually subscribes! =/

I understand. Obviously, this is due to cancel-culture peer pressure taking its toll. That, and of course also because our fans –
especially those who come for their daily hateb0ner… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– don’t have to subscribe, as via /all/new, they get all the good stuff without any commitment anyway!

I believe it is really a matter of fairness that the subs one enjoys in one’s feed, one also gets to be subscribed to. This could even be an automated process.

Then add a sitewide random sticky to the top of /all/new – to keep things nice’n’agitated.

Bᴀʀʀᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ ɴᴇᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀs ᴛᴏ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪɴ 3, 2, 1, …

For instance, click rates show that *my* sub is ***overwhelmingly popular*** with the general Phuks crowd – yet **no one** actually subscribes! =/ I understand. Obviously, this is due to cancel-culture peer pressure taking its toll. That, and of course also because ***our fans*** – >! especially those who come for their daily hateb0ner… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!< – ***don’t have to*** subscribe, as via /all/new, they get all the good stuff without any commitment anyway! I believe it is really a matter of fairness that the subs one enjoys in one’s feed, one also gets to be subscribed to. This could even be an automated process. Then add a sitewide random sticky to the top of /all/new – to keep things nice’n’agitated. ***Bᴀʀʀᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ ɴᴇᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀs ᴛᴏ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪɴ 3, 2, 1, …***

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[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+2|-1)

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I use the block sub feature to keep some subs out of my feed because I'm not interested in reading those posts. The other subs I don't mind seeing since there is little activity in the subs I've subscribed to. I like this way better.

[–] Loki88 -1 points (+1|-2)

Yeah, you "like this way better"... because you're a tad lazy and do not like to commit to anything as long as you can get around it, right?

Phuks shouldn't allow that to happen. That's the point. Just like your government shouldn't (and likely doesn't) allow you to take what you want from the grocery store without paying for it... even though no doubt you'd "like this way better," too.

[–] Butler_crosley 2 points (+2|-0)

No, I am free to choose what I want to ignore and the block sub option allows me to exercise that.

I am against theft and not because the government or a religion says it is wrong. I believe that people should be compensated (within reason) for their work therefore I do not steal or condone it.