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Maybe they prefer bundt pan? Or do they want to be sodomised by a sheet pan?

But I suspect they have some type of odd deity and bestiality fetish, and they want to bump uglies with the Greek god Pan.

Maybe they prefer bundt pan? Or do they want to be sodomised by a sheet pan? But I suspect they have some type of odd deity and bestiality fetish, and they want to bump uglies with the Greek god Pan.

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[–] yeti 3 points (+3|-0)

Ask ask /u/BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS. He/she/it is generally pretty forthcoming about such matters.

Personally, I prefer saucepans -- but they have to be all stainless steel. INCLUDING THE LID!

Very interesting.

What are your thoughts on cast iron pans?

[–] yeti 1 points (+1|-0)

Cold, hard, and prone to rust. Crack ho on the tail end of a 3-day binge. I'll pass, thanks.