Do Pansexual's fantasize about having sex with frying pans?

posted by OeeThaGreat on AskPhuks

Maybe they prefer bundt pan? Or do they want to be sodomised by a sheet pan?

But I suspect they have some type of odd deity and bestiality fetish, and they want to bump uglies with the Greek god Pan.

Maybe they prefer bundt pan? Or do they want to be sodomised by a sheet pan? But I suspect they have some type of odd deity and bestiality fetish, and they want to bump uglies with the Greek god Pan.

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[–] OeeThaGreat [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

Very interesting.

What are your thoughts on cast iron pans?

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[–] yeti 1 points (+1|-0)

Cold, hard, and prone to rust. Crack ho on the tail end of a 3-day binge. I'll pass, thanks.

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[–] shwankypoint0 0 points (+0|-0)

black hides the bruises and rust takes care of dried blood. I'm sensing a win win here

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[–] yeti 0 points (+0|-0)

Well, I guess when you put it like that ....

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Do Pansexual's fantasize about having sex with frying pans?

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