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I would come home, from a long day at work where I risked life and limb, and I'd kick off my shoes. Then I would take a piss, leaning against the wall and sighing to myself. Walking out of the bathroom I find myself in the kitchen, where I open the fridge and grab a nice cold beer. It has a cool grip to it, and when I crack the seal I am satisfied. The hard day of work is done and I am finally in the domain that I slave for.

Thank you God for giving me this moment. It has been such a long day. Oh yea, I'm also the most attractive person of the opposite sex, so immediately bitches are gawking at my shit and ready to drop it for a player.

It's good to be king.