What is wrong with you?

[–] jobes 5 points (+5|-0)

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I've had heart surgery already and I'm only in my mid 30s

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[–] Polsaker 4 points (+4|-0)

Better sell it, who needs a heart nowadays? I heard there's an android app that does exactly the same thing for free

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

I've seen that app. Every time your heartbeat gets up there, it forces you to sing a Pizza Hut jingle.

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[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Potato hearts have been having good success recently

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[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

How has that changed your attitude?

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[–] jobes 4 points (+4|-0)

I have two first cousins who died suddenly of heart issues in their 40s, so it taught me that I need to get out of the job I don't like and finally get that business started I've been planning to do. It's not worth the stress on my heart working for a company I don't care for

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[–] KillBill 2 points (+2|-0)

At least you'll be able to put your soul into it if not your heart and soul.

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