Broccoli really only has 2 uses - eating raw for fiber and stir fry. Cabbage has billions of uses. How do you plan on using the devil fruit and the god-given vegetable?
I'm not certain with the broccoli, either as a side dish with butter and salt, or in a quiche. The cabbage will be combined with egg noodles and bacon.
Mmmmm noodles and cabbage. I haven't made that in a while. Maybe Tuesday, although cooking sucks with a broken finger and a hand in a splint
How does it feel, knowing you're a degenerate who participates in miscabbination?
Why haven't you thrown out the nasty broccoli?
While the broccoli in its current state is indeed nasty. My ultimate plan is to boil until slight tender, then I will combine with the magic of salt and butter. This transformation will create a delicious vegetable.
Why bother wasting your time and boiling the broccoli before you throw it in the garbage?
It would be bad.
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
That would probably be the most merciful way to commit genocide. It would happen faster than any living thing could fire a single neuron in their brain.
LIVE from the interior of Titus' 'fridge.