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[–] xyzzy 5 points (+5|-0)

Try putting them together and see if that creates a black hole,
[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

It would be bad.

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
[–] Mattvision 2 points (+2|-0)

That would probably be the most merciful way to commit genocide. It would happen faster than any living thing could fire a single neuron in their brain.
[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Broccoli really only has 2 uses - eating raw for fiber and stir fry. Cabbage has billions of uses. How do you plan on using the devil fruit and the god-given vegetable?
[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I'm not certain with the broccoli, either as a side dish with butter and salt, or in a quiche. The cabbage will be combined with egg noodles and bacon.
[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Mmmmm noodles and cabbage. I haven't made that in a while. Maybe Tuesday, although cooking sucks with a broken finger and a hand in a splint
[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

Why haven't you thrown out the nasty broccoli?
[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

While the broccoli in its current state is indeed nasty. My ultimate plan is to boil until slight tender, then I will combine with the magic of salt and butter. This transformation will create a delicious vegetable.

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