AMA: I have broccoli and cabbage in my refrigerator right now.

It would be bad.

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

That's my fetish.

lol..

Damn, it's been a long friken time since I've seen that!

I'm not certain with the broccoli, either as a side dish with butter and salt, or in a quiche. The cabbage will be combined with egg noodles and bacon.

While the broccoli in its current state is indeed nasty. My ultimate plan is to boil until slight tender, then I will combine with the magic of salt and butter. This transformation will create a delicious vegetable.