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[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

A) You're not trying to kill the bacteria off your butthole when you wipe. Such an effort is futile.

B) The shit on your hands after consuming some mary guh-wanna is oil-based, unlike the stuff that causes your butt-scents. Consider using some heavy duty degreaser, or something alcohol-based if you're trying to get rid of the dany-dank smell.