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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Nothing he's got he really needs

Twenty-first century schizoid man

It's 2018; using toilet paper drives me crazy. Cleanse, rinse, then dry. All can be done by a machine.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

After dealing with machinery my whole life, much of which goes bad in spectacular ways, I think I'd rather not have it near those regions of my body.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

You could adjust the Waterpik/blowdrier device from MODEST to SPECTACULAR depending on your time frame and genital tolerance.