I hear pigeon is delicious. Have you thought about devouring them for their strength and to assert dominance? You could put their heads on sticks as a warning to other pigeons not to nest on your property.
That's wicked! we have them all around us here but I don't have balcony squirrels... that'd help with communication between the army
Better keep them away from @Polsaker. Those are a delicacy for his people