don't fuck with my squirrel legion... we're 15 strong at this point. I can gather them within about 10 square meters. Yes, they have names.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

there's a lake right behind me, and they'll follow my ass about a quarter way around it with my Rottie and Stroller... Just for their daily peanut each.

[–] Boukert LovesCock 2 points (+2|-0)

goddamnit, looks like you are near the end of phase 1 of your world domination plan!

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

well some fucking plan... damn things are cute... never lived near so many before... I imagine if I get mugged at night walking around the lake I'll just have to do the signature call... could freak someone out if a bunch of squirrels start popping up and you pretend some voodoo incantation shit

[–] InnocentBystander 1 points (+1|-0)

The things squirrels can learn when tempted with peanut butter, is impressive.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

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they're a lot more intelligent than I think they get credit for. my buddy has them crawl into his pocket to get the nuts... WHILE HE'S WALKING!!! and he doesn't even look at them anymore... they're impressive and gutsy to say the least

edit: if I ever reply this late it's because I need to reply on PC, my Iphones Safari doesn't work with phuks very well...

don't fuck with my squirrel legion... we're 15 strong at this point. I can gather them within about 10 square meters. Yes, they have names.

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