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This is what it looks like now:

https://imgoat.com/uploads/6409663226/157807.jpg

This is what it did look like:

https://imgoat.com/uploads/6409663226/157820.jpg

And my favorite color is green! (Also, I am going home tomorrow.)

This is what it looks like now: https://imgoat.com/uploads/6409663226/157807.jpg This is what it did look like: https://imgoat.com/uploads/6409663226/157820.jpg And my favorite color is green! (Also, I am going home tomorrow.)

36 comments

[–] Owlchemy 2 points (+2|-0)

LOL! Now that's dedication to a true calling.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

I am not kidding when I say I love smashing snow. It is like trying to master a new art and it is one of the most fun things I can think of. I am going to have to get someone else to get into the tractor, attach the backhoe, and load my sander with sand. I can't do that. The tractor is just too tall for me to get into.

Hmm... I need a step ladder. (I will just get someone at the farm to top me off with sand and then plow from there.) If I get stuck, which sometimes happens when you are smashing snow, someone will come yank me out. I just have to ensure I always remember to bring my cell phone.

Speaking of cell phones - I have no idea where mine is, nor does anyone else. It is probably in the wreck. So, I may need to get a new phone.

[–] Owlchemy 2 points (+2|-0)

Cell phones are evil. Pure evil. Don't get me started. It's probably the real reason you wrecked in the first place. Anyway, good luck with the snow smashing. And don't tell the guberment how much you enjoy it, they'll probably start making you get a special smashing endorsement on your license. Maybe they'll combine it with hunting and fishing though so you can get all your licenses as a package.

On the tractor ... you could always rent one of those scissor lift things to lift you into the seat. You should've thought ahead and already had one of those on hand.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Hmm... I like the way you think.

Also, I hate to admit it - but I am not sure I could complain much if they required a special endorsement to drive around with a 600 pound piece of metal that is 8.5' across and attached to a vehicle that weighs a couple of tons and then has another ton of sand tucked into the back.

It is seriously, seriously bad news if a plow is driven by an idiot that doesn't know what they are doing.

The good news is that everyone seems to know this. Not a whole lot of people are dumb enough to pull out in front of me when I have the plow on. I may very well not be able to stop in time and frankly I am not sure if an impact with their Prius is even going to dent my plow.