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The condo I'm renting with my brother is being fumigated for termites starting tomorrow. My brother is staying in a different hotel down the hall from where my parents are staying.

The condo I'm renting with my brother is being fumigated for termites starting tomorrow. My brother is staying in a different hotel down the hall from where my parents are staying.

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[–] jobes [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

Great plan, but I don't have a truck. Can you call Shitty and tell him to bring his flatbed over here?

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

shitty is in jail because of what he did to those people who went to repo his trailer. just go to the scrapyard and find the smelliest guy in a truck, he's homeless so he'll be happy to let you use it for an afternoon for a little cash. of course afterwards, you'll want to burn down the truck and/or bum.

[–] jobes [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

you'll want to burn down the truck

That'd be some good fuel for cooking the dirty burgers