The condo I'm renting with my brother is being fumigated for termites starting tomorrow. My brother is staying in a different hotel down the hall from where my parents are staying.
Great plan, but I don't have a truck. Can you call Shitty and tell him to bring his flatbed over here?
Great plan, but I don't have a truck. Can you call Shitty and tell him to bring his flatbed over here?
shitty is in jail because of what he did to those people who went to repo his trailer. just go to the scrapyard and find the smelliest guy in a truck, he's homeless so he'll be happy to let you use it for an afternoon for a little cash. of course afterwards, you'll want to burn down the truck and/or bum.
shitty is in jail because of what he did to those people who went to repo his trailer. just go to the scrapyard and find the smelliest guy in a truck, he's homeless so he'll be happy to let you use it for an afternoon for a little cash. of course afterwards, you'll want to burn down the truck and/or bum.
you'll want to burn down the truck
That'd be some good fuel for cooking the dirty burgers
>you'll want to burn down the truck
That'd be some good fuel for cooking the dirty burgers
anything not bolted down is complementary, right?
when you are going to leave, tape the latch on the door down. check out, hand over your key and take your possessions and kitties out to your waiting getaway truck. send your brother inside then to return to your room and take everything of value. when an employee comes to either check why the door wasn't latched or to clean the room, pull the ricky maneuver and say the customer ruined the shit so you have to replace it. if they aren't wearing a radio, ask them to help so it lends legitimacy to when you walk out the door with your new mattress, tv, and minifridge. otherwise act like an underpayed, miserable semen-soaked mattress moving guy and be pissy (and not spooked) if anyone tries to interact with you. get that shit out to the waiting truck and speed off to mexico with your valuable loot to live out your lives like kings.