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Bomber was also involved.

Bomber was also involved.

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[–] PMYA [OP] 5 points (+5|-0)

There have been kids milling around outside my house and neighbour's house for weeks now. Myself and my neighbour (60 year old woman) have asked them numerous times to move away from the houses and play on the field instead. Today they were messing about near her car, so I finally lost my shit and screamed at them to fuck off and chased them away.

15 mins later two blokes started braying on my front door, then opened it while I was in the kitchen making dinner, came in and started throwing punches. As far as I can tell, one of the kids has said that I grabbed hold of them. I covered up, threw a couple of punches back at them, Bomber was biting their legs.

They left after a couple of minutes and I'm fine, just a few scratches here and there. I'm not sure what I should do. If I call the police I could be the one in trouble, depending on what these kids tell them.

[–] Mattvision 6 points (+6|-0)

Don't call the police, you'll likely just get arrested.

At this point, the smartest move would be to hire a dark web hitman to kill them all and have their bodies disposed of discretely in a body of water deep enough that blood hounds wouldn't be able to track the scent. You'd be risking more if you didn't.

Also the old woman. She knows you'd have a motive.

[–] TheRedArmy 4 points (+4|-0)

Plot Twist: @PMYA was the old woman the entire time, has already killed the British bloke and the kids and is in Germany until she can re-establish her cover ID.