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[–] PMYA 4 points (+4|-0)

Fucking Europeans...

Was it full of men in their 50s?

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

sees post with 20 comments. thinks boy, this must be a good conversation. finds silly old world rivalry. who cares, 'MURICA is the only place that matters.

[–] Boukert [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)
[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

eh, most of us including me will be dead after the first volley, the after effects are for you unimportant nations to figure out.

[–] phoxy 3 points (+3|-0)

How long did you last before approaching women while wanking furiously?

[–] Boukert [OP] 4 points (+4|-0) Edited

I was there with my gf so....

To be honest you hardly notice being nude or around nude people anymore after the first few minutes. Being nude just becomes normal and in a sense it's a very natural state of being for humans. Spa's and sauna's are also coed in NL so it's all fairly normal to see naked women/people , atleast to me it is.

A nude beach is a lot less about flirting, sex, being seen or sexual orientated then a normal beach. On those the girls walk around in tight, high cut, flashy, lifting and accentuating bikini's. (as long as you are not on a goddamn gay cruising beach/area)

[–] jobes 3 points (+3|-0)

Are cameras expressly forbidden at the nude beach?

Did you apply sunscreen to your penis in a semi-erotic way?

Did you get more sand in your crack vs when you wear a suit?

[–] Boukert [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)
  • No, it's a public beach, so camera's are not expressly forbidden. (Almost all Coastal municipalities have a designated nude beach and we do not have private beaches on the Dutch coast) I don't precisely know what the law is on being filmed without consent in NL, but i have no doubt you would atleast get some very negative reactions from people when you would start to film strangers on a Dutch nude beach.

  • Nah my penis can handle the sun

  • I infact got less sand in my crack as when wearing Trunks. You seem to slowly accumulate more and more sand in the fabric of trunks, while bucknekkid it just falls outta the crack.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

Would you do it again?

[–] Boukert [OP] 5 points (+5|-0)

Yeah i will and I have. It's a lot quieter then the normal beaches, no boomboxes, no screaming kids, no beerdrinking loud Germans and no cold wet trunks when you get out of the water.