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Tennessee passes 'chemtrail' bill banning airborne chemicals (www.bbc.com)
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Click, click, boom—150 new molecules (www.cshl.edu)
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Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did...
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A boy scout says to his scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?" The scout leader says, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all." So the boy picks up the snake, which bites him and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look o
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“Son, I found a condom in your room.”
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A bad workman blames his fools...
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Scientists have scarcely begun studying pristine material from asteroid Bennu brought back to Earth by the OSIRIS-REx mission, but have already found several surprises (www.scientificamerican.com)
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I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
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In a crowded city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket...
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Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other…
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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the…
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Low resting heart rate in women is associated with criminal offending, unintentional injuries (phys.org)
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This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "This is my lucky day!"
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My wife is turning 32 soon...
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I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked…
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My first time buying condoms, at age 16, I went to the pharmacy. The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if I knew how to use one. I said, "No, it's my first time."
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My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them...
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“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
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Maryland bridge collapse: Francis Scott Key bridge hit by container ship (www.nbcnews.com)
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At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It’s bec..."
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A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman…
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says...
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I was passing by my son's bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
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My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...
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