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Announcement Taking a break

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Bouncing robots land on asteroid 180m miles away amid mission to fetch sample for Earth (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Bad weather, baulky booster keep ISS 'naut snacks on the ground (www.theregister.co.uk)

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'I am admin' bug turns Western Digital's My Cloud boxes into Everyone's Cloud (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Must read/listen: We've found the real Bastard Operator From Hell • Extension 666 = Hell. We are sick of cold sales calls in our department, so we created a special auto-attendant recording for them to enjoy while holding eternally. (www.theregister.co.uk)

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NASA's Kepler probe rouses from its slumber, up and running again (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Space

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Voyager 1 left the planet 41 years ago. SpaceX hopes to land it on Saturday. (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Lights, camera, AI-ction! Robo-drones turned into spies, er, filmmakers (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Drones

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Thousands of misconfigured 3D printers on interwebz run risk of sabotage (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on 3DPrinting

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Intel rips up microcode security fix license that banned benchmarking • It really really really didn't want you to know that there may be a significant performance hit • The Register (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by Kannibal on Technology

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Texas ISP slams music biz for trying to turn it into a 'copyright cop' • The Register (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by Kannibal on Technology

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Distro inferno: Debian's still rocking at 25 (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Linux

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Kids are more likely than adults to submit to peer pressure from robots (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Robots

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Drama as boffins claim to reach the Holy Grail of superconductivity (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Science

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Boffins get fish drunk to prove what any bouncer already knows (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Australia on the cusp of showing the world how to break encryption (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by smallpond on Technology

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Need a facial recognition auto-doxxx tool? Social Mapper has you covered (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on TheFutureIsStupid

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Basic bigot bait: Build big black broad bots – non-white, female 'droids get all the abuse - reeeee (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Robots

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Porn parking, livid lockers and botched blenders: The nightmare IoT world come true • Darktrace claims to have seen the future – and it's awful (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on TheFutureIsStupid

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Get drinking! Abstinence just as bad for you as getting bladdered (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Science

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UK 'fake news' inquiry calls for end to tech middleman excuses, election law overhaul (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Politicians fume after Amazon's face-recog AI fingers dozens of them as suspected crooks (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on TheFutureIsStupid

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All that dust on Mars is coming from one weird giant alien structure (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Space

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Sorry, Neil Armstrong. Boffins say you may not have been first life-form to set foot on the Moon (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Space

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The Core i9 clock cycles go up. Who cares where they come down? - That's not my department say, er... Intel, Apple and Dell (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Technology

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The British Airways IT system failure that caused the grounding of flights around the world yesterday was caused by an outage at third-party travel tech supplier Amadeus. • The Register (www.theregister.co.uk)

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