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Announcement Taking a break

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Techies tinker with toilet-topper to turn it into ticker-tracker (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Pigeon poops on tot's face as tempers fray at siege of Lincoln flats (www.theregister.co.uk)

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An AI system can decode brain signals into speech (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Japanese astronomers find tiniest Kuiper Belt object yet – using cheap 'scopes and off-the-shelf CMOS cameras (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Astronomy

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We did Nazi see this coming... Internet will welcome Earth's newest nation with, sigh, a brand new .SS extension • The Register (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Apple hardware priced so high that no one wants to buy it? It's 1983 all over again • The Register (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Wow, fancy that. Web ad giant Google to block ad-blockers in Chrome. For safety, apparently • The Register (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by Kannibal on Technology

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Stalk my pals on social media and you'll know that the next words out of my mouth will be banana hammock (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Clone your own Prince Phil, says eBay seller hawking debris left over from royal car crash (www.theregister.co.uk)

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IBM HR made me lie to US govt, says axed VP in age-discrim legal row: I was ordered to cover up layoffs of older workers • The Register (www.theregister.co.uk)

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South Korea says mystery hackers cracked advanced weapons servers (www.theregister.co.uk)

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RIP 2019-2019: The first plant to grow on the Moon? Yeah, it's dead already, Chinese admit (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Germany has a problem with the very essence of Amazon's stupid Dash buttons – and bans them • Sour Krauts aren't wrong: Tap-to-order gizmo is really dumb (www.theregister.co.uk)

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NASA eggheads can't fix a knackered Hubble space 'scope camera – thanks to Trump's govt shutdown (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Smartphones gateway drug to the Antichrist, says leader of Russian Orthodox Church (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Religion

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50 years ago NASA sent the first humans for a lunar close encounter • The previous Saturn V didn't go so well, but you guys will be fine. Trust us (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on rockets

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Boffins don't give a sh!t, slap Trump's face on a turd in science journal (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on News

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Who's watching you from an unmarked van while you shop in London? Cops with facial recog tech - Great. Big Brother Watch claims tech had 100% fail rate since May (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on TheFutureIsStupid

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Forget your deepest, darkest secrets, smart speakers will soon listen for sniffles and farts too (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Poor people should get slower internet speeds, American ISPs tell FCC (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on TheFutureIsStupid

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Butterflies and worms could lead us to self-repairing intelligent robots (www.theregister.co.uk)

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Waiter, what's this? SpaceX delivery delayed for a day by moldy food (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on Space

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He's not cracked RSA-1024 encryption, he's a very naughty Belarusian ransomware middleman • Dr Shifro pays ransom, gets discount and adds its own margin (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on ITSecurity

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Naked women cleaning biz smashes patriarchy by introducing naked bloke gardening service (www.theregister.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on WTF

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Giraffe hacks printers worldwide to promote God-awful YouTuber (www.theregister.co.uk)

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