Phuks!

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Dead body in woodland turned out to be an 'overused' sex doll (metro.co.uk)

posted by xyzzy on UnitedKingdom

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Police can't stop man who stands next to school buses with dildo on his head (metro.co.uk)

posted by smallpond on USnews

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California looting continues with eighth smash-and-grab at stores (metro.co.uk)

posted by Justintoxicated on USnews

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Nine UK schools start scanning children’s faces to take their lunch money (metro.co.uk)

posted by smallpond on Technology

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Newlywed died of Covid because he feared potential side effects of vaccine (metro.co.uk)

posted by [Deleted] on Coronavirus

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Some face masks contain dangerous levels of toxic chemicals (metro.co.uk)

posted by jobes on Coronavirus

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John Saxon, 'Enter the Dragon' and 'Nightmare on Elm Street' actor, dies at 83 (metro.co.uk)

posted by pembo210 on Deathpool

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Coronavirus patient discharged after giving birth to baby with no infection (metro.co.uk)

posted by pembo210 on Coronavirus

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Tow truck driver flips damaged car onto oncoming traffic with driver inside (metro.co.uk)

posted by ohphukimintrouble on fail

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LGBT activist 'torched home because there was no bigotry to campaign against' (metro.co.uk)

posted by CDanger on FakeHateCrimes

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Britain panics at the possibility of thundersnow (metro.co.uk)

posted by Kannibal on MindCandy

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Poo found on every McDonald's touchscreen tested (metro.co.uk)

posted by Justintoxicated on News

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Chinese hypersonic aircraft creates plumes of light during test flight (metro.co.uk)

posted by PhuksMulder on WorldNews

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People are turning their butts into sparkling pumpkins for Halloween (metro.co.uk)

posted by Justintoxicated on StupidPeopleDoingStupidThings

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Study finds poor men like big boobs while the rich like smaller (metro.co.uk)

posted by ohphukimintrouble on Whatever

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Four-day work week to be made permanent after company finds ‘no downside’ (metro.co.uk)

posted by Owlchemy on business

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Archaeology Roman villa the size of Buckingham Palace discovered in Britain (metro.co.uk)

posted by Owlchemy on Archaeology

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Cars fire-bombed in several cities by gangs of masked youths across Sweden (metro.co.uk)

posted by [Deleted] on WorldNews

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British mum jailed with daughter, 4, after drinking glass of wine on flight to Dubai (metro.co.uk)

posted by [Deleted] on WorldNews

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Instagram bans Tommy Robinson as social media purges "far right" (metro.co.uk)

posted by [Deleted] on News

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Sony Pictures release entire Khali The Killer film instead of trailer (metro.co.uk)

posted by Dii_Casses on News

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People love Kim Jong un’s ‘sexy’ gruff voice as he meets with Donald Trump (metro.co.uk)

posted by ohphukimintrouble on northkorea

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New asteroid gold rush could earn everyone on Earth 75 billion (metro.co.uk)

posted by Hockey_Sweater on Whatever

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Man banned for life for bringing blow up doll on flight to Ibiza (metro.co.uk)

posted by Owlchemy on WorldNews

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British Firefighters receive training in removing butt plugs and penis rings | Metro News (metro.co.uk)

posted by Kannibal on Whatever