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China Lands Alluring Female Mars Rover To Steal Secrets From NASA Rover (babylonbee.com)

posted by jobes on nottheonion

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After Chauvin Verdict, BLM Volunteers To Rebuild Minneapolis, Return All Looted Items (babylonbee.com)

posted by CDanger on FakeNews

6

Unclear How Bad Mass Shooting Is Until Authorities Release Details Of Everyone's Skin Color (babylonbee.com)

posted by CDanger on FakeNews

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Instead Of Traditional Warfare, Chinese Military Will Now Be Trained To Shout Wrong Pronouns At American Troops (babylonbee.com)

posted by F6F_Hellcat on funny

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Think Women Can't Fight? Here Are 9 Advantages Of Female Soldiers (babylonbee.com)

posted by jobes on funny

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HHS Nominee Says Kids Should Decide For Themselves Whether To Stick A Knife In A Toaster (babylonbee.com)

posted by F6F_Hellcat on funny

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Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes (babylonbee.com)

posted by jobes on funny

8

BLM Rioters Awarded Nobel Peace Prize (babylonbee.com)

posted by CDanger on FakeNews

3

Dire Report Warns Hospitals Are Filled To Capacity With Dancing TikTok Nurses (babylonbee.com)

posted by CDanger on FakeNews

4

Girlfriend Keeps Referring To Herself As 'Wife-Elect' Despite No Official Word From Boyfriend (babylonbee.com)

posted by CDanger on FakeNews

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Oops! Public School Teacher Forgets To Remove Antifa Mask Before Logging On For Class (babylonbee.com)

posted by F6F_Hellcat on funny

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New Netflix Movie Actually Murders Puppies To Teach That Murdering Puppies Is Bad (babylonbee.com)

posted by jobes on funny

6

Federal 'Secret Police' Disguise Selves As Rioters So Democrat Mayors Will Let Them Do Whatever They Want | The Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

posted by [Deleted] on funny

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NBA Now Requiring All Players To Wear Masks Depicting Chinese Flag | The Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

posted by x0x7 on funny

2

Thousands Of CEOs Announce They Support Trump In Hopes Of Triggering A Boycott (babylonbee.com)

posted by F6F_Hellcat on Whatever

4

10 Times Snopes Fact-Checked The Babylon Bee | The Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

posted by GuyIDisagreeWith on funny

14

Police Calm Millennial Protesters By Handing Out Participation Trophies | The Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

posted by GuyIDisagreeWith on funny

6

Satire Seattle Protesters Abolish Police, Replace With Squads Of Armed Individuals Tasked With Enforcing Set Of Agreed-Upon Rules | The Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

posted by Mattvision on Anarcho_Capitalism

7

Ancestry.com Revokes Genealogies Of African Americans Who Don't Support Biden - Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

posted by doggone on Whatever

2

Liberal Treated With Hydroxychloroquine Hopes He Still Dies Of COVID-19 To Prove Trump Is Stupid (babylonbee.com)

posted by F6F_Hellcat on Whatever

2

Ignorant Boomer Shares CNN Article Thinking It’s Real | The Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

posted by F6F_Hellcat on Whatever

3

Satire Impeachment Inquiry Canceled After 5 Episodes Due To Low Ratings (babylonbee.com)

posted by [Deleted] on NewsandCulture

9

Panel Of Third Graders To Dictate Nation's Climate Change Policy | The Babylon Bee (babylonbee.com)

posted by kb3pxr on Whatever

3

Opinion: We tried Republican, then we tried Democrat, then we tried Republican, then we tried Democrat, then we tried Republican. Is it time we try Democrat? (babylonbee.com)

posted by smallpond on Whatever

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Sarah Sanders Alleges Tape Exists Of Trump Being Polite And Respectful To Someone (babylonbee.com)

posted by Dii_Casses on funny

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