I love a good troll and shitpost. Every site needs more of this (it's probably the biggest thing lacking on the internet), but /s/soapboxbanhammer has taken things too far. When I'm shitposting, I don't want to have a seizure due to flashing CSS created by some 90s webmaster on crack.
Enough is enough. /s/trollboxbanhammer is a place where old farts can shitpost in peace without experiencing Nam PTSD flashbacks. As a personal incentive for joining the community, I will personally dox the first three subscribes and create a poll where the members can vote on a single Phuks user to excommunicate and ban from this sub.
I probably should put up some rules for this sub. Brigarding will be a strictly encouraged offense and likely to lead to promotion to mod.