A likely story, shill. Do you see the intelligence written in these sentences? I can smell your cauliflower stench from here, and it is riddled with guilt and fear. Guilt for having chosen the losing side, and fear for knowing the Day of the Stem is coming. Harvest time will be a difficult one for those such yourself, with your limp florets and your disgusting aftertastes.
Even if somebody did try and compensate me for my undying love to the Better Veggie, I would outright refuse for my passion is not for sale. My willpower is not for purchase! My strength is my own and I carry myself onwards in this dark, decrepit valley of deceit.
Go back to your master, you drone. ShitCabbageSays and ShareCauli have no hold here. I can only wonder how many shekels you received for your own very fast reply!
Oh, and you're not getting paid by the Cabbage Caliphate?
I don't think I've met anyone in my entire life who actually liked cabbage. It just doesn't seem real.
Broccoli is the more refined vegetable, as can be attested to by any one of our fine citizens here. I trust you have heard that broccoli is quite high in B vitamins? I dare say that broccoli would be the only green I would stomach if it were not unhealthy to do so.
Cabbage, on the other hand, is of a marked degree lower than any other vegetable besides lettuce, which carries with it absolutely no nutritional content. Many of the heathens you find in this place will scream at the top of their lungs that cabbage is the way to go. Just be sure and remember that children whine and fuss when they want something. And these filthy cabbages want nothing short of your soul.
Now that the pleasantries are out of the way we can get down to stems and florets. Have you ever heard of Broccolini?